"What did you do in Hungary?" "Drank beer and pissed in the streets." "I don't really like you.""You have to, I sprang from your loins." 6 hours ago
"Hungary is pretty cool.""Shush, I don't need my child lording travels over me." "I'm not,I'm just saying I've been there and you haven't." 6 hours ago
@Joe_Hunter what you need to do is get a stamp with your personal info on it, and them stamp it on everyone's forehead in permanent ink. 8 hours ago
Really funny twist-ending.